Hailed as one of the most unique acts in comedy, Longhorn The Comedian is the premiere “Black Cowboy Comedian “ working the country today. His act is billed as “The Longhorn Comedy Show,” which is just as unique – a hilarious blend of jokes and observations from a “Country Boy’s” point of view. His material ranges from stuff about his kids, current events and past experiences. Longhorn offers a rousing night of entertainment performed with a Texas Flair. Longhorn prides himself on not being a "Cookie Cutter Comedian", his style is all his own. Longhorn'a style consist of Blue Collar, Mainstream and Urban comedy all mixed together to bring you a very unique comedy perspective.

Born Vernon E. Davis, II, in the small town of Heidenhaimer, Texas to a family of “crazy country people”, he quickly learned that the lessons of life are easier to learn if you add just a little humor. There is nothing “off-limits” to Longhorn’s comedic third eye. He takes the events of life as he sees them and then turns them around to show you how it appears to him and why it is funny. Seriously, nothing is sacred, he talks about kids, old people, midgets, past life experiences, current events, politics and whatever else he sees that needs to be humanized. True comedy is life as we all see it but it takes a comedian like Longhorn to turn it around and help you see the humor in it, there is something funny about everything, I do mean everything to include church (one of his favorite topics, his mother was an Evangelist).

Longhorn has traveled extensively as a comedian, a veteran and a military brat. While seeing the country and encountering various people has allowed Longhorn to be little broader than most comedians. Being able to identify with various people, classes and cultures allows Longhorn the depth and ability to perform for any audience. Longhorn performs for churches, corporate events, college and high school events, comedy clubs (both mainstream and urban), night clubs and private events, having material tailored for each event and sometimes using what comes to mind while he is on stage.

More than anything, this “Texas Born and Bred Cowboy” is a welcome antidote to the manic, fast-paced comedians currently clogging stages and airwaves. Tapping into his laid-back Texas roots, Longhorn sets a mellow mood with wry observations and humorous anecdotes that will leave you rolling with laughter.

Longhorn has performed with some the country’s top and best known comedians to include: Thea Vidale, Paul Mooney, Vic Dunlap, Tracy Morgan, Adell Givens, Uncle Larry Rebb, James Johann, Tommy Davidson, he even opened for David Allen Coe, just to name a few. You can put him on any stage anywhere and he will hold his own.

Longhorn’s Goals:

· Perform in All 50 States

· Travel Overseas to entertain the troops (did this, July 2011, Germany!!!)

· Show the world that “Comedy Has No Color”

· Continue to strive to bring laughter to everyone who sees him on stage

Booking and Contact Information

Telephone Number: 314-607-3637

Email: Longhorn@LonghornComedy.com

SocialNetworks:www.FaceBook.com/LonghorntheComedian

www.myspace.com/LonghornComedy

 New Year's Eve Stratfrod Hotel, Alton, Illinois

Dec 31, 2010

Funny First Thursday

The Ambassador, St Louis, Missouri

January 6, 2011

Bloomington, Illinois January 22, 2011

2 n 1 Bar and Grill Memphis, Tennessee

January 28-29, 2011 

Tulsa, Oklahoma February 4, 2011

Marshall, Texas February 5, 2011

Davenport, Iowa February 11, 2011

Hendersonville, Kentucky February 12, 2011

Tulsa, Oklahoma March 4, 2011

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma March 6, 2011

Lion's Club Westphalia, Missouri

March 12, 2011

Featuring for Gary Owens

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma March 13, 2011

Granite City, Illinois March 19, 2011

Fiesta Courtyard Garden City, Kanas

March 26, 2011

Standford and Son's Comedy Club

Kansas City, Kansas March 30, 2011

The In Spot St Louis, Missouri

March 31, 2011 

Ringside Bar Lebanon, Missouri

April 2, 2011

Hosting Fund Raiser for Hospice

Comedy Etc II O'Fallon, Illinois

April 5, 2011

What Did You Say Wednesday

Onix Resturant  Memphis, Tennessee

April 6, 2011

Pensacola Improv Pensacola, Florida

April 8, 2011

So You Think You're Funny

(Semi-Finals) 

Comedy Competitions Raleigh, N. C.

April 9th, 2011

Phi Beta Sigma Fund Raiser  Village Theater

Centerville, Illinois April 15, 2011

Route 61 Bar and Grill

Davenport, Iowa April 22, 2011

Captain's Den Mother's Day Show

Galesburg, Illinois May 7, 2011

Stanford & Son's Comedy Club

Kansas City, KS May 25 - 29, 2011

St Louis Metropolitian Mental & Rehab Hospital

St Louis, Missouri June 1, 2011

Jefferson CIty, Missouri June 2, 2011

Springfield, Missouri June 3, 2011

Fund Raiser for Wounded Warriors

Quincy, Illinois June 4,2011

Collver Family Winery Barry, Illinois

June 10, 2011

The Moose Lodge Touchdown Club

Greenwood, Indiana June 11, 2011

Joplin Relief Comedy Show

J.B's Piano Bar

Joplin, Missouri - June 17, 2011

Television Show Taping

Funny in Da Lou

June 18, 2011

Topeka, Kansas June 20, 2011

Private Party

St Louis, Mo - June 24, 2011

Junction City 70's Kids Reunion

Junction City, Kansas July 3, 4 & 5, 2011

Stanford and Son's Comedy Club

Kansas City, Kansas

July 6-10, 2011

Joplin Relief Mission Comedy Show

J.B's Piano Bar

Joplin, Missouri - July 15, 2011

Vernysha's Wedding July 16

Germany

July 29 - 30, 2011

Granite City, Illinois, July 31, 2011

VFW

Junction City, KS - August 6, 2011 

Topeka, Kansas August 26, 2011

Stanford's Comedy Club

Kansas City, KS August 10-14

Pearl's Lounge

Kansas City, Mo - August 11

Oak Grove, Mo - August 12 

Topeka, Kansas August 26, 2011

Chas' Bar and Grill
126 S. Madison St. Malden, MO

September 1, 2011

Private Event

St Louis, Mo - Sept 3

Looney Bin

Little Rock, Arkansas - Sept 7-10

Political Fundraiser

Jefferson City, Missouri Sept 13

Loony Bin

Wichita, Kansas Sept 14-17

Morty's Comedy Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

September 20 - 21

www.LaffsExpress.com

Syracuse, Indiana

September 24

Paducah, KY - September 29

Jefferson City, Missouri - October 1

Kansas City, Missouri Oct 7

Junction City, Kansas - Oct 8

Pana, Illinois - Oct 14

Elkhart, Indiana - October 21

Indianapolis, Indiana - Oct 25

Indianapolis, Indiana - November 1

Terra Haute, Indiana - November 2

Central City, Kentucky - November 3

My Birthday!!!!

Harvey's Comedy Club

Jackson, TN - Nov 4-5

Private Party

St Louis, MO - Nov 6

Casino

New Orleans, LA - Nov 9

Funny Bone

Baton Rouge, LA - Nov 10-12

Republican Fundraiser

Pevely, MIssouri - November 19

Champange, Illinois - November 25

  Fort Riley, Kansas

December 1

Rossville, Kansas

December 2

The Rally Point

Fort Riley, Kansas December 3

Raoul's Velvet Room

Overland Park, Kansas 

December 10 

Chester, Illinois - December 29

 Hammond, Indiana - New Year's Eve

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