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Introducing

Longhorn
The Comedian
The Premiere Black Cowboy Comedian In The World

 

  

Hailed as one of the most unique acts in comedy, Longhorn The Comedian is the premiere “Black Cowboy Comedian “comic working the country today.  His act is billed as “The Longhorn Comedy Show,” is just as unique – a hilarious blend of jokes and observation from a “Country Boy’s” point of view.  His material ranges from stuff about his kids, current events and past experiences.  Longhorn offers a rousing night of entertainment performed with a Texas Flair.

 

Born Vernon E. Davis, II, in the small town of Heidenhaimer, Texas to a family of “crazy country people”, he quickly learned that the lessons of life are easier to learn if you add just a little humor.  There is nothing “off-limits” to Longhorn’s comedy third eye.  He takes the events of life as he sees them and then turns them around to show you how it appears to him and why it is funny.  Seriously, nothing is sacred, he talks about kids, old people, midgets, past life experiences, current events, politics and whatever else he sees that needs to be humanized.   True comedy is life as we all see it but it takes a comedian like Longhorn to turn it around and help you see the humor in it, there is something funny about everything, I do mean everything to include church (one of his favorite topics, his mother is an Evangelist).

 

Longhorn has traveled extensively as a comedian, a veteran and a military brat.  While seeing the country and encountering various people have allowed Longhorn to be little broader then most comedians.  Being able to identify with various people classes and cultures allows Longhorn the depth and ability to perform for any audience.  Longhorn performs for churches, corporate events, college and high school events, comedy clubs (both mainstream and urban), night clubs and private events, having material tailored for each event and sometimes using what comes to mind while he is on stage. 

 

More than anything this “Texas Born and Breed Cowboy” is a welcome antidote to the manic, fast-paced comedians currently clogging stages and airwaves.  Tapping into his laid-back Texas roots, Longhorn sets a mellow mood with wry observations and humorous anecdotes that will leave you rolling with laughter.

 

Longhorn has performed with some the country’s top and best known comedians to include:  D.L. Hughley, Paul Mooney, Aries Spears, Tracy Morgan, Cheryl Underwood, Greg Warren, James Johan, Tommy Davidson, he even opened for David Allen Coe,  just to name a few.  You can put him on any stage; anywhere and he will hold his own.

 

 

National Radio Personality on The DC and The Family Radio Show

  

Booking and Contact Information

Telephone Number:  314-607-3637

Email: Longhorn@LonghornComedy.com

SocialNetworks:www.FaceBook.com/LonghorntheComedian or www.myspace.com/LonghornComedy


LOLSTL Comedy Show - St Louis, Missouri -

January 2010

www.LOLSTL.com

 

 

 

Feature Set....Rated pg-17  10 minutes of the 20 minute set

 

 

 

 

5 Minute Set - Warning "Rated R" Longhorn Talking About Everything

St Louis House of Comedy 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 




 Sponsors of Longhorn Comedy


 

                                         

 



A Regular on the

Mike Montgomery Show

WBGZ-AM 1590 in Alton, Illinois

 


 






 

 


 

You can also find me here   www.StarNow.com/longhornthecomedian

 


 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

    
 

Longhorn’s 2009-2010

Performance Schedule

 

 

St Louis House of Comedy - St Louis, Missouri

December 26 & 27, 2009

 

1624 Freedom Dr - West Plains, Missouri

January 6, 2009

  

Cafe Breve

Longhorn's Clean Comedy Show.Imperial, Missouri

January 16, 2010

 

Live Comedy Show Taping

(If you want to be in the live audience email me)

 

Laugh Out Loud St. Louis

Hosted by LJ Rives

St Louis, Missouri

January 21, 2010

 

Imperial Palace - Jay Lee Thomas Show

St Louis, Missouri

January 26, 2010

 

Comedy Circus

January 27, 2010

 

Tivoli Theather - Ardmore, Oklahoma

 January 29, 2010

 

Funny Bone - Shreveport, Louisana

February 4-6, 2010

 

San Antonio, San Marco &

Austin, Texas

Various Locations

February 8th - 12th, 2010

 

Benefit for Haiti Relief

HideAway Bar and Gril - Granite City, Illinois

February 13, 2010

 

Love To Laugh

Featuring

Joe Clair and Cocoa Brown

Imperial Palace - St Louis, Missouri

Februrary 14, 2010

 

Quincy, Illinois - February 20, 2010

 

The Junkyard - St Louis, Missouri

Februrary 24, 2010

 

Tony J's Street Awards

The Ambassador

March 7th, 2010

 

March 13, 2010 - Hutchinson, Kansas

 

Inn of the Mountain Gods

269 Carrizo Canyon Road
Mescalero, NM 88340
March 15, 2010

 

The Longhorn Comedy

Round Up Tour

Kokomo, Indiana

March 20, 2010

 

My Son's Movie Premier

(Terrick Haynes)

Dallas, Texas

April 1, 2010

 

Spirit's Lounge

300 State Street, Alton, Illinois

April 3, 2010

 

Rockport, Illinois

April 10, 2010

  

Bourbon Street Bar & Resturant

3624 Edwardsville Road

Edwardsville,  Illinois

April 18, 2010

 

Comedy Jukebox

Peoria, Illinois

April 22, 2010

 

Donnie B's Comedy Club

Springfield, Illinois

April 23-24, 2010

 

The Junkyard

St Louis, Missouri

April 28, 2010

 

Who's Ur Patty Cmedy Show

TBA

May 2, 2010

 

Funny First Thursday

Hosted by Maurice G.

The Ambassador

St Louis, Missouri

May 6, 2010

 

Private Engagement

St Louis, Missouri

May 14, 2010

 

Phil's Tavern

225 East Edwardsville Road
Wood River, IL

May 16, 2010 

 

Donnie B's Comedy Club

Springfield, Illinois

May 21-22, 2010

 

Funny First Thursday

Hosted by Maurice G.

The Ambassador

St Louis, Missouri

June 3, 2010

 

Private Engagement

June 12, 2010 

 

Headlining - Father's Day Show

Nostalgia II

9316 W. Appleton Avenue

Milwaukee, WI

June 20. 2010

 

TaylorMade Resturant

Comedy Night

St Louis, Missouri

July 7, 2010

 

Game On

Comedy Night

St Louis, Missouri

July 8, 2010

 

Game On

Television Show Taping

St Louis, Missouri

July 15, 2010

  

JCHS Class of 1985

Class Reunion

Junction City, Kansas

July 16-17, 2010

 

Cline's Opry, Edgerton, Missouri

July 24, 2010

 

Joker's Comedy Club, Milwaukee, WI

July 30, 2010

 

Donnie B's Comedy Club

Springfield, Illinois

August 6-7, 2010

 

Morty's Comedy Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

August 9, 2010

 

Comedy Show, Joplin, Missouri

August 28, 2010

 

Political Fund Raiser

Pevely, Missouri

Sept 18

 

Ciecro's

St Louis, Missouri

Sept 19

 

World Series of Comedy

Las Vegas, NV

Sept 20-25

 

C4 Comedy Competition

People's Court

216 Court Ave

Des Moines, Iowa

Sept 30, 2010

 

Iowa Comedy Competition 2010

Des Moines, IA

October 13-16