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Introducing

Longhorn The Comedian
The Premiere Black Cowboy Comedian In The World

 

  

Hailed as one of the most unique acts in comedy, Longhorn The Comedian is the premiere “Black Cowboy Comedian “comic working the country today.  His act is billed as “The Longhorn Comedy Show,” is just as unique – a hilarious blend of jokes and observation from a “Country Boy’s” point of view.  His material ranges from stuff about his kids, current events and past experiences.  Longhorn offers a rousing night of entertainment performed with a Texas Flair.

 

Born Vernon E. Davis, II, in the small town of Heidenhaimer, Texas to a family of “crazy country people”, he quickly learned that the lessons of life are easier to learn if you add just a little humor.  There is nothing “off-limits” to Longhorn’s comedy third eye.  He takes the events of life as he sees them and then turns them around to show you how it appears to him and why it is funny.  Seriously, nothing is sacred, he talks about kids, old people, midgets, past life experiences, current events, politics and whatever else he sees that needs to be humanized.   True comedy is life as we all see it but it takes a comedian like Longhorn to turn it around and help you see the humor in it, there is something funny about everything, I do mean everything to include church (one of his favorite topics, his mother is an Evangelist).

 

Longhorn has traveled extensively as a comedian, a veteran and a military brat.  While seeing the country and encountering various people have allowed Longhorn to be little broader then most comedians.  Being able to identify with various people classes and cultures allows Longhorn the depth and ability to perform for any audience.  Longhorn performs for churches, corporate events, college and high school events, comedy clubs (both mainstream and urban), night clubs and private events, having material tailored for each event and sometimes using what comes to mind while he is on stage.

 

More than anything this “Texas Born and Breed Cowboy” is a welcome antidote to the manic, fast-paced comedians currently clogging stages and airwaves.  Tapping into his laid-back Texas roots, Longhorn sets a mellow mood with wry observations and humorous anecdotes that will leave you rolling with laughter.

 

Longhorn has performed with some the country’s top and best known comedians to include:  D.L. Hughley, Paul Mooney, Aries Spears, Tracy Morgan, Cheryl Underwood, Greg Warren, James Johan, Tommy Davidson just to name a few.  You can put him on any stage; anywhere and he will hold his own.

 

Booking and Contact Information

Telephone Number:  314-607-3637

Email: Longhorn@LonghornComedy.com

SocialNetworks:www.FaceBook.com/LonghorntheComedian or www.myspace.com/LonghornComedy

 

 

Clean 10 Minute Set For A Church Crowd at the St Louis House of Comedy 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5 Minute Set - Warning "Rated R" Longhorn Talking About Everything

St Louis House of Comedy 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Now Available - Longhorn's Latest Comedy DVD

" I Bet You Thought I Wuz Security"

 

 




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A Regular on the

Mike Montgomery Show

WBGZ-AM 1590 in Alton, Illinois

 


 







You can also find me here   www.StarNow.com/longhornthecomedian

 


 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

    
 

Longhorn’s 2009-2010

Performance Schedule

 

St Louis House of Comedy

St Louis, Missouri

December 26 & 27, 2009

 

Mixers Ultra Lounge

1624 Freedom Dr

West Plains, Missouri

January 6, 2009

Booked By

  

Cafe Breve

Longhorn's Clean Comedy Show

Imperial, Missouri

January 16, 2010

 

Live Comedy Show Taping

(If you want to be in the live audience email me)

 

Laugh Out Loud St. Louis

Hosted by LJ Rives

St Louis, Missouri

January 21, 2010

 

Imperial Palace

Jay Lee Thomas Show

St Louis, Missouri

January 26, 2010

 

Comedy Circus

January 27, 2010

 

Tivoli Theather

Ardmore, Oklahoma

 January 29, 2010

 

Funny Bone

Shreveport, Louisana

February 4-6, 2010

 

San Antonio, San Marco &

Austin, Texas

Various Locations

February 8th - 12th, 2010

 

Benefit for Haiti Relief

HideAway Bar and Gril

Granite City, Illinois

February 13, 2010

 

Love To Laugh

Featuring

Joe Clair and Cocoa Brown

Imperial Palace

St Louis, Missouri

Februrary 14, 2010

 

Quincy, Illinois

February 20, 2010

 

Tony J's Street Awards

The Ambassador

March 7th, 2010

 

Great American Comedy Festival

Grand Island, Nebraska

March 13, 2010

 

The Longhorn Comedy

Round Up Tour

Kokomo, Indiana

March 20, 2010

 

The Longhorn Comedy

Round Up Tour

Cafe Breve

Imperial, Missouri

March 27, 2010

 

JCHS Class of 1985

Class Reunion

Junction City, Kansas

July 16-17, 2010