| | | Introducing
Longhorn The Comedian The Premiere Black Cowboy Comedian In The World Hailed as one of the most unique acts in comedy, Longhorn The Comedian is the premiere “Black Cowboy Comedian “comic working the country today. His act is billed as “The Longhorn Comedy Show,” is just as unique – a hilarious blend of jokes and observation from a “Country Boy’s” point of view. His material ranges from stuff about his kids, current events and past experiences. Longhorn offers a rousing night of entertainment performed with a Texas Flair. Born Vernon E. Davis, II, in the small town of Heidenhaimer, Texas to a family of “crazy country people”, he quickly learned that the lessons of life are easier to learn if you add just a little humor. There is nothing “off-limits” to Longhorn’s comedy third eye. He takes the events of life as he sees them and then turns them around to show you how it appears to him and why it is funny. Seriously, nothing is sacred, he talks about kids, old people, midgets, past life experiences, current events, politics and whatever else he sees that needs to be humanized. True comedy is life as we all see it but it takes a comedian like Longhorn to turn it around and help you see the humor in it, there is something funny about everything, I do mean everything to include church (one of his favorite topics, his mother is an Evangelist). Longhorn has traveled extensively as a comedian, a veteran and a military brat. While seeing the country and encountering various people have allowed Longhorn to be little broader then most comedians. Being able to identify with various people classes and cultures allows Longhorn the depth and ability to perform for any audience. Longhorn performs for churches, corporate events, college and high school events, comedy clubs (both mainstream and urban), night clubs and private events, having material tailored for each event and sometimes using what comes to mind while he is on stage. More than anything this “Texas Born and Breed Cowboy” is a welcome antidote to the manic, fast-paced comedians currently clogging stages and airwaves. Tapping into his laid-back Texas roots, Longhorn sets a mellow mood with wry observations and humorous anecdotes that will leave you rolling with laughter. Longhorn has performed with some the country’s top and best known comedians to include: D.L. Hughley, Paul Mooney, Aries Spears, Tracy Morgan, Cheryl Underwood, Greg Warren, James Johan, Tommy Davidson, he even opened for David Allen Coe, just to name a few. You can put him on any stage; anywhere and he will hold his own. National Radio Personality on The DC and The Family Radio Show Booking and Contact Information Telephone Number: 314-607-3637 Email: Longhorn@LonghornComedy.com SocialNetworks:www.FaceBook.com/LonghorntheComedian or www.myspace.com/LonghornComedy
LOLSTL Comedy Show - St Louis, Missouri - January 2010 www.LOLSTL.com Feature Set....Rated pg-17 10 minutes of the 20 minute set 5 Minute Set - Warning "Rated R" Longhorn Talking About Everything St Louis House of Comedy
Sponsors of Longhorn Comedy

A Regular on the Mike Montgomery Show WBGZ-AM 1590 in Alton, Illinois

You can also find me here www.StarNow.com/longhornthecomedian
|
| | Longhorn’s 2009-2010 Performance Schedule

St Louis House of Comedy - St Louis, Missouri December 26 & 27, 2009 Mixers Ultra Lounge 1624 Freedom Dr - West Plains, Missouri January 6, 2009 Cafe Breve Longhorn's Clean Comedy Show.Imperial, Missouri January 16, 2010 Live Comedy Show Taping (If you want to be in the live audience email me) Laugh Out Loud St. Louis Hosted by LJ Rives
St Louis, Missouri January 21, 2010 Imperial Palace - Jay Lee Thomas Show St Louis, Missouri January 26, 2010 Comedy Circus January 27, 2010 Tivoli Theather - Ardmore, Oklahoma January 29, 2010 Funny Bone - Shreveport, Louisana February 4-6, 2010 San Antonio, San Marco & Austin, Texas Various Locations February 8th - 12th, 2010 Benefit for Haiti Relief HideAway Bar and Gril - Granite City, Illinois February 13, 2010 Love To Laugh Featuring Joe Clair and Cocoa Brown Imperial Palace - St Louis, Missouri Februrary 14, 2010 Quincy, Illinois - February 20, 2010 The Junkyard - St Louis, Missouri Februrary 24, 2010 Tony J's Street Awards The Ambassador March 7th, 2010 March 13, 2010 - Hutchinson, Kansas Inn of the Mountain Gods 269 Carrizo Canyon Road Mescalero, NM 88340 March 15, 2010 The Longhorn Comedy Round Up Tour Kokomo, Indiana March 20, 2010 My Son's Movie Premier (Terrick Haynes) Dallas, Texas April 1, 2010 Spirit's Lounge 300 State Street, Alton, Illinois April 3, 2010 Rockport, Illinois April 10, 2010 Bourbon Street Bar & Resturant 3624 Edwardsville Road Edwardsville, Illinois April 18, 2010 Comedy Jukebox Peoria, Illinois April 22, 2010 Donnie B's Comedy Club Springfield, Illinois April 23-24, 2010 The Junkyard St Louis, Missouri April 28, 2010 Who's Ur Patty Cmedy Show TBA May 2, 2010 Funny First Thursday Hosted by Maurice G. The Ambassador St Louis, Missouri May 6, 2010 Private Engagement St Louis, Missouri May 14, 2010 Phil's Tavern 225 East Edwardsville Road Wood River, IL May 16, 2010 Donnie B's Comedy Club Springfield, Illinois May 21-22, 2010 Funny First Thursday Hosted by Maurice G. The Ambassador St Louis, Missouri June 3, 2010 Private Engagement June 12, 2010 Headlining - Father's Day Show Nostalgia II 9316 W. Appleton Avenue
Milwaukee, WI June 20. 2010 TaylorMade Resturant Comedy Night St Louis, Missouri July 7, 2010 Game On Comedy Night St Louis, Missouri July 8, 2010 Game On Television Show Taping St Louis, Missouri July 15, 2010 JCHS Class of 1985 Class Reunion Junction City, Kansas July 16-17, 2010 Cline's Opry, Edgerton, Missouri July 24, 2010 Joker's Comedy Club, Milwaukee, WI July 30, 2010 Donnie B's Comedy Club Springfield, Illinois August 6-7, 2010 Morty's Comedy Club Indianapolis, Indiana August 9, 2010 Comedy Show, Joplin, Missouri August 28, 2010 Political Fund Raiser Pevely, Missouri Sept 18 Ciecro's St Louis, Missouri Sept 19 World Series of Comedy Las Vegas, NV Sept 20-25 C4 Comedy Competition People's Court 216 Court Ave Des Moines, Iowa Sept 30, 2010 Iowa Comedy Competition 2010 Des Moines, IA October 13-16 
| |